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news

haven’t writen anything in ages, here are some one liners…

  • saw a kid in tesco with an osama bin laden tshirt earlier, no one cared.
  • been sick all week, think it might be dengue fever.
  • drove over a nail last week and almost came off as a result, cost at mechanics: £3.00
  • a 15 year old boy (that one of my friends taught) was executed by gunshot to the head in a gang related incident last week, 5 miles down my road
  • on koh lanta (one of the islands) last month i got taken out by a 9ft wave which flipped me and smashed my head into the ground causing a concussion.
  • it’s ramadan at the moment, muslims cannot even drink water during the day but it is so hot and humid, it’s insane
  • a student i coached one on one won a gold medal for a 4 minute speech at a big competition this week. proud.
  • i now have my work permit and visa so i am a legal alien.
  • paul daniels was treated after sooty pizza attack.
  • i am off to bangkok thursday-sunday.
  • despite this being the ‘monsoon’ season, it has only ever really rained at night so far. everything looks beautifully green, i’ll take pictures one day.