The first reviews of my new life are in…
“What happened to the cynical guy who left the UK! Every Facebook status recently has been riddled with far too much happiness for my liking!”
“If you keep putting up these overly happy status updates then I’ll be forced to block them”
“If you come back home as an optimist we’re not going to get along. The world is a terrible awful place with nothing good about it and everyone should die. They should all die.”
:)
